The Irish Mother

"You have to eat oatmeal or you'll dry up.  Anyone knows that." ~Kay Thompson (Eloise) The other day I had my mother over for...

"Maybe a slice of red velvet cake would help you focus." ~Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins (2008) In recent years, red velvet cake has ...

"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake." ~ Unknown On Easter Sunday it was my duty to make the desserts ...

"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education" ~Mark Twain  Have you ever had galumkis?  You know, stuffed cabbage ...

"I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable." ~Todd Barry Last week I received a ...

"S eize the moment.  Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart."   ~Erma Bombeck Confession:  I am gu...

"All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast." ~John Gunther Simply orange I just had one of these for breakfast, hot from...